Oddbyte

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Hihi :D

I am a nerd who happens to like breaking things.

I'm mainly a nerd about privacy, android, web development, cybersecurity, and sysadmin.

I'm not a winner, not a loser, neither rich nor poor, I am just a dreamer chasing something more.

Stats

Species: Hooman (I think)
Height: 5'9"
Operating System: Nerd OS
Processor: Fried Potato
RAM: Not Enough
Bugs: Anxiety^(3), Nerd^(2), ADHD^(∞)
Current thoughts: Trying to fix the problems I created when I tried to fix the problems I created when I tried to fix the problems I created when I...
Gender: Dood
Age: 1+(2.5×ln(e)+2(e^(-i×π)×7.25)×cos(7π))

Relevant XKCD:

Favorite quote:

Penny: “I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.”
Sheldon: “Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.”
- The Big Bang Theory

Contact me

You can contact me by messaging me on:
- Signal (preferred), @oddbyte.01,
- Mastodon, @[email protected],
- Email, [email protected]

Other hoomans

Check out this lil dood:


He is also a cybersecurity & privacy nerd
His website looks like he looked up a tutorial on how to make a cool looking website but didnt notice it was last updated in 1998.